This is the story of a young girls dream.  One day visiting her Papaw she asked him if ever in her life time would she ever get to see him do the splits.  This would fulfill her life long dream.  When Papaw heard this he thought he misunderstood his sweet little granddaughter Morgan.  But she said "yes Papaw please do the splits". So, he began to practice to do the splits to fulfill her lifelong dream.
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He practiced and exercised for hours.  He tried stair steps and jumping jacks. Anything to get his old body in shape to do a split for Morgan.  He was afraid he could break something at his advanced age.  But he loved her very much and wanted to make her happy.  So he kept jumping.  Then he started thinking that maybe Morgan meant she wanted her Papaw to split so she could have double the Papaw.
So he went to a cloning clinic and had a clone made and thus Papaw has reallly split for his little Morgan.  What a lucky girl to have two look alike wonderful Papaws.

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